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Dear _______,

I want you to know that I HATE you so much, and I can't resist my feeling for you, and that's why I write this letter. Thanks for being SOOOOOOOOOOOO F-ing NICE for telling something that's NOT YOUR F-ing BUSINESS about me. I really thank you for doing that you're so nice that now I think I'll throw up to see our F-ing face :) I really think you're a veerrrrryyyyy religious person very nice very gooodddddie gooodie that you think that MY VERY OWN SEXUAL ORIENTATION is yours to handle, yours to control, yours to care about and blah blah. I really want you to know that, it's my right to choose whatever I want, and unfortunately you have no F-ing right to do that. So, I think you're really funny for doing that. I really hate you for that. I want you to know that you're absolutely ZERO compared to many other old friends of mine who KNOW EXACTLY about my condition and NEVER EVER TRY TO GET INVOLVED AND TELL SOMETHING THAT'S PRIVATE ABOUT ME TO ANYONE. So, screw you. I hate you. I hope you enjoy this letter. And I never expect any reply. Cause even if you do, I would never want to read even the first word of the letter.

With so much love hate,

Morica